I Am Alcoholic!!! (anonymous)

TV3 in Estonia showed two people drinking vodka in studio... all like traditions say, sour cucumber, bread and onion available. And I felt need! Really, I looked at it, and my adam's apple did up and down movement. I KNEW the feeling there! I think I am a fan of alcohol. When did I become one? Probably it was too long ago to remember. Too many partys ago. I am just lucky that I dont drink beer, otherwise I would be drinking daily probably.